Wagstaff and Son Reach Final Four of Survivor League
by Eddie Mayrose
After ten weeks, the good professor and his general manager, son Timothy, have outlasted ten family members and positioned themselves in the final four of the McGee Survivor League. Riding the tails of the Johnson brothers, their two superstar wide receivers Andre and Calvin, Waggie and Tim have seen their Fantasy Football team, Home Alone 2, dodge every bullet thrown its way. Now, with two brothers and a cousin standing as the only obstacles between him and the grand prize, Tim is feeling his oats. ” I talked dad out of Carson Palmer last week and Joe Flacco came through. This week, it’s Michael Crabtree in for Mike Williams. If we win again, dad’s paying for the Harry Potter movie.” We’ll see, Tim.